Okay, so I saw today's Sartorialist and had what was probably one of the most magnificent mis-reads of all time.
Real headline: "The Sartorialist & Gant Party This Thursday!"
What I saw: "The Sartorialist & Giant Panty This Thursday!"
...which sounds like it could make a great name for a band. I'd like my stage name to be Giant Panty (or... not).